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Have you ever thought some women are like furniture? In there just to accomodate you and make you feel good - to serve you and satisfy your needs?

Well, the two drawings above are part of a new BURP story that's full of mind-blowing characters. They are the Furniture Girls - and above you can see CupBoard and Chair Girl.

For some flavor, we'll tell you that CupBoard is a crazy collector. She stores everything, from clothes to shoes to underwear - and still finds a little place to put love letters, old birthday cards and pressed flowers from all her boyfriends since she was 6 y.o.

Of course, nothing gets thrown away, so little Cuppy (as friends call her) gets bigger and bigger with time - both on the inside and on the outside :)

Chair Girl, on the other side, only collects butts :) Yep, that's right. She looks at every man's butt as if it was the first - and admires it through jeans, boxer shorts, swimsuits and so on. She misses no occasion to do it - and welcomes each opportunity with open arms. Literally :)

Obviously, a few guys do fall in her lap - and for some time they feel good, but then she starts talking and poor boys run everywhere, anywhere, just to stop listening to this gal.