Wednesday, April 29, 2009

moving out and moving on.

If you're the sensitive type, this story might hurt your soul. Don't pretend we didn't warn you :)

Strawberry Butt just found out her husband was cheating on her. In fact, it was coming for some time, we tell you.

The first sign was when he started buying her kitchen tools and a washing machine. Then, they started sleeping in separate beds and
after a while they bought 2 TV sets, so she could watch soap operas and he could purr in front of a good ol' football game.

Anyway, a few days ago, she saw him with another cat lady.

That made her awfully mad, but she didn't say anything about it. No, that's not proper, please...

So she channelled her anger towards strawberry face cream - and put it all over her body, waiting for her man to come home and eat a nice meal made by a nice-smelling cook :)