protection...

...is good for you

Yep, staying protected is the thing to do. All the time. No matter what others say. That's what we learned today from the Cock-In-A-Condom, who learned it at school, in the health classes.

He came by to tell us he's discovered he needs protection all the time, so he got a quality rubber thingie and put it over his head. And he won't take it off - not now, not ever! Well, dear Cock, what they told you at school might be true - for those cases when you actually need protection. They didn't mean WEAR IT ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!