Our little mouse has run away from home!If you see a nice woolly mouse with button eyes, please contact us at:http://burp-nevergrowup.blogspot.comHere is an older picture of him:
But Mr. Iulian, we hope you didn't catch a cold or something!!!! ;)
*pouring cough syrup in a wooden spoon and dig it, listening carefully to the Clown Mouse who’s reading the recipe slowly with his yellow button hawk eye* Hey, I beg you, stop that bulimic spree right now, believe me, there are Vuitton bags full of hope in this cruel world, mind you! Yes, please put that “Poiana cu musli si tofu” down, your beloved mouse is safe and sound around here, in fact, he’s having a wonderful time entertaining my lovely wooden cats Catilda and Penny! But I should give you a detail that I hope won’t scare you: he came in a wonderfully crafted box with a tag message that made me say “hmmm”, composed by cut letters like the kidnappers do. Well, “don’t open before Christmas” is quite innocent and, trust me, so damn tempting, but, still, it could be a sort of obscure THE DA CLOWN MOUSE CODE in it! I quickly passed over this mystery because Clown Mouse was already doing stand-up comedy inside in front of an attentive cheese crumbs audience; I waited till he ended the show then we shook hands and become close friends just by saying “cheese freak” (well, he’s not into cheddar, but I can live with that, it’s over-rated anyway). Obviously, I caught him several times saying your names in silence with a soft sigh between or singing happily in the bath while using some Wash&Go, but I’m doing my best to give him all the attention, hugs and camembert-scented keys he truly deserves. So, cutting the cheese, to quote my new friend, will you give me his custody, please please: D? I promise I will definitely keep you informed about him&his gags and also I will make efforts to get him some cameos! J.p.s.: it was such a nice gesture&surprise of you, I deeply thank you! *taking a bow*
*sigh... Well, if Clown Mouse thinks he's better off with you, than there's nothing we can do to change that. In fact, we have a very strict policy here at BURP: we cannot force love on our little kids, so if they feel the need to wander away from their house, that's OK with us. Of course, we are broken hearted. Of course, we try to stop the incontrollable weeping. Of course, we ask ourselves what have we done wrong...but, in the end, it's the baby's choice that matters. So, YES, Clown Mouse is now yours to hold and to keep and all that. And mix with the cats...ughhhh...wait a sec! Catssssssss? as in CAAAAAAATS? (big claws, huge mouth, sharp teeth, mouse in between them????) *worried as hell* :-SSSS
hey, don't worry, Catilda and Penny are hippie activists and faithful vegans and they really love to enjoy a funny mouse show, i got the undeniable proof! just put a http:// in front of this: trilulilu.ro/britnic/6fe4c45391bb3fJ.
wow :) never thought he'd be such a socialite
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