...through the stomach
Mr. BearFrog invited Miss Bear to dinner. But he forgot he wasn't 100% bear, so he ordered some salad and salty water. And that made Miss Bear really curious about his orientation: "Are you gay?", she asked. "No real bear would eat salad. And I only date REAL bears!"
She turned all red with anger, flashed her beautiful eyelashes and left the restaurant, not looking back. Now Mr. BearFrog doesn't know what to do: stick to his usual meals or change his diet for a lady? Please help :)