The BURP paparazzo was strolling yesterday in Cannes and spotted something very interesting on the beach. At first sight, they seemed like two regular cats, sunbathing and having fun. But looking deeper into the subject...hey, that's one of Mr. Julien's cats (is this Catilda????!!!!), together with Thomas, a well-known casino player. And they're smoking weeds!
When Julien told us his cats were *quote* "hippies" and "vegetarian" we really weren't expecting THIS! OMG, I hope poor Clown Mouse is safe around them...
When Julien told us his cats were *quote* "hippies" and "vegetarian" we really weren't expecting THIS! OMG, I hope poor Clown Mouse is safe around them...
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There are just bloody rumours, sorry to inform you, but your paparazzo is a shameless pinnochio! Truly, some years ago, Matilda had a tremendous crush with a handsome tomcat called Thomas but that was just a highschool love& Vama Veche romantic swimmings and now...it's history! Look, my secret camera (&thoughts reader) shot this on last Saturday evening, when usually my pets are dancing to some Mika or Franz Ferdinand songs: trilulilu.ro/britnic/629f70b68ee5b8
Is it clear now? There's a Matilda- Clown Mouse affaire going on, it seems that his praised humour seduced her but, as in every relationship, the first questions appeared. I'll let you know and, please, do me and Matilda a favour, fire that paparazzo.
Oh, you don't know what a relief this is! We've been suspecting our paparazzo for some time, but we didn't have anything against him. Only today, when he comes to work, we're sure to put him in a corner...
So he's selling us pictures from Matilda'a highschool years and telling us they're fresh! And taking pictures in Vama Veche and retouching them in Photoshop to make it seem like Cannes! Oh, boy! This is some news!!!!
P.S.: we thought Matilda looked pretty young and zexy, but we thought she's had some parafango treatment or chocolate wrappings to achieve that effect...oh, well, we were fooled. Big time!
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